{"id":296,"date":"2010-02-17T07:38:47","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T14:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/?p=296"},"modified":"2010-02-17T20:21:21","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T03:21:21","slug":"get-down-out-of-that-tree-before-you-fall-and-break-your-arm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;get down out of that tree before you fall and break your arm&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night, &#8220;C&#8221; texted me to ask if we&#8217;d come up with a name yet.<\/p>\n<p>I replied with the name we&#8217;d been talking about earlier that evening (and no, I won&#8217;t tell you what the name is, so stop trying to guess!).\u00a0 We&#8217;d realized that this name, while it wasn&#8217;t either of our #1 favorites (which we&#8217;ve each stubbornly stuck to for WEEKS!), was a name we both liked equally well and could see maybe fitting on this kid.<\/p>\n<p>So, I texted her the name and waited for a reply.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes ticked by and I started feeling anxious.\u00a0 No reply.<\/p>\n<p>Half an hour went by, no reply.\u00a0 Is this the whole, &#8220;if you can&#8217;t say something nice, don&#8217;t say anything at all&#8221; thing? Does she hate the name?<\/p>\n<p>Two hours went by.\u00a0 Still no reply.\u00a0 I&#8217;m in the tippy top branches of the crazy tree at this point, convinced that she hates the name and is going to raise the baby herself because these two nincompoops can&#8217;t even pick a good name, so how on earth could they take care of a child?<\/p>\n<p>By 11:00, I&#8217;d done my best to shove these thoughts aside and get over it. We could come up with another name.\u00a0 Back to the drawing board.<\/p>\n<p>At 11:20, on a whim, I checked my phone, just in case I&#8217;d missed the ring.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;d replied at 7:23 (right after my text&#8211;my phone just hadn&#8217;t rung for some reason).<\/p>\n<p>She likes the name too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night, &#8220;C&#8221; texted me to ask if we&#8217;d come up with a name yet. I replied with the name we&#8217;d been talking about earlier that evening (and no, I won&#8217;t tell you what the name is, so stop trying to guess!).\u00a0 We&#8217;d realized that this name, while it wasn&#8217;t either of our #1 favorites [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":298,"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/riftraft.jayandcarissa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}